1am thought: NPMD swap!au
Idk if this has been thought up before but-
Instead of Pete, Richie and Ruth as the nerd trio, they're the bully trio. Max, Kyle and Jason become the nerd trio.
So obviously, Steph and Grace switch places too. Mark Chasity swaps with Mayor Solomon Lauter, Karen Chasity swaps with Miss Tessburger ig, simples.
The LiB are eldritch gods and so gender and sex do not apply, but you can switch their actors for funsies.
As for who is who in the trios: Pete is Max (bc MC and also love interests are swapped so makes sense), Ruth is Kyle (did you see him with that cheerleader? Ruth energy fr) so that leaves Richie as Jason (aka, Richie telling Jason to go shower instead).
As for the other characters, I'm just gonna swap them for their opposite person rather than personality - what I mean is that (for the proshot) Gerald would be Linda, Ziggy would be Emma (btw, Emma and Paul would also swap places in the Beanies scene), Bailey and Shapiro would be the other way around (so Shapiro would pin Emma to the ground), same for Donna and Dan (so Dan would be accused by Donna), Boy Jerry would be Girl Jeri, Man in a Hurry could be....nah, he's too iconic, I can't take him away from us.
As for the Barbeque Monologues players, flip them around however you wish. Miss Mulberry could be....uhh...I don't actually have anyone for her. Nor do I have anyone for Reese and PJ. If anyone has suggestions, pls lmk!
WAIT!
Reese and PJ can swap with the cheerleader girls!



















